Note: The names have been changed to protect the guilty parties.

About 10 minutes ago, a car alarm started going off in the parking lot. It kept going and going and going... 5 minutes of this alarm going off and Bob (as we'll call him) turns around and says, "People who have car alarms should be shot."

This starts a funny conversation with several people in the area about how stupid car alarms are, how no one pays attention to them, they are useless, etc. One person suggests that it would be nice to have the alarm connected to a cell phone so that it would just alert the owner and the rest of us wouldn't have to hear it. Then Bob suggests that electrodes should be implanted in the skin of the owner so that everytime the alarm goes off the owner gets a small shock so they experience pain everytime.

Then Phil (as we'll call him) walks up and says, "Hey Bob, your car alarm is going off." Bob says, "I don't have a car alarm." Phil says, "Well, you're the only one with a Black Trans Am in the parking lot and its alarm is going off."

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAA!!!

*deep breath*

BAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

and Bob says, "I didn't even know I had a car alarm."

hehheheehhehhhhheheehehehe

Bob is so my whipping boy for the rest of the day. :)