You wouldn't know it because I didn't post, but I've been sick since Saturday. Sunday and Monday were all about the fever. Sweet, delirious, unrestful sleep. Mmmmm goodness.

No worries though, a little 101 degree fever never killed anyone. Now, I know some of you are probably saying that's not true, but that's because you looked it up in a book. Try looking it up in your gut.

Jenn was nice enough to bring me OJ and soup to help me ride the raft of health down the treacherous waters of illness and navigate into the.... Pacific. (Sorry, I've been watching too much Comedy Central commercials for the Colbert Report (pronounced Colber Repor... it's French, bitch.)

So maybe my body is getting better, but my brain is obviously still feverish.