A while back, Penny Arcade announced its Ten Word Contest: You must write a short story, set in World of Warcraft, and this story must be precisely ten words long.

They provided examples:

His father's sword, shattered to the hilt, fell like stars.

or

"Help," he cried. "My dick is stuck in this Treant!"

They announced the winners today and included lots of runners up. These are my favorites:

Patrons of all taverns knew well the hero's name: LleggolazXxX.

I kill. But not for vengeance. For really neat pants.

"You're a disgrace to Tauren culture," said the shaman Lolhamburger.

WTB ninety days, eighteen hours of my life back PST



Can you come up with a good one too? :)