How many keys are on your keychain? one

What curse word do you use the most? shit!

Do you own an iPod? no. *snifflewah*

What time is your alarm clock set for? never use it.

How many suitcases do you own? 2 and countless tote bags.

Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside? never wear em.

Where do you buy your groceries from? Walmart - IGA

Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Take the picture.

What was the last movie you watched? African Queen on TV

Do any of your friends have children? yep.

If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy? small-paving for the lane leading to the house...large-new homes for each of my children.

Has anyone ever called you lazy? not to my face.

Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? occasionally.

What CD is currently in your CD player? Harry Chapin/ Greatest Stories

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? 2%

Has anyone told you a secret this week? I can't tell you..it's a secret.

When was the last time someone hit on you? I wish......

What did you have for dinner? pancakes.

Do you wear hoodies often? nope.

Can you whistle? I can giggle, sneeze, snort, guffaw, but I cannot whistle.

Have you ever participated in a protest? I protest a lot of things but seldom participate.

Who was the last person to call you? Netta

What is your favorite ride at an amusement park? roller coaster.

Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Wouldn't I be rather egotistical to think people had nothing better to talk about?

What area code are you in right now? The only code I have is the one in my nose.

Did you watch cartoons as a child? I WAS a cartoon as a child.

How big is your local mall? We have a gas station, an IGA and a Pizza parlor...no mall.

How many siblings do you have? two older brothers.

Are you shy around the opposite sex? Sure, yea, that's it..yea..I'm shy.

What is your biggest regret? My only regrets are the things I didn't do.

Have you ever had Jamba Juice? I promised not to tell his wife so I can't answer this.

When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
tonight, talking to Netta..

What movie do you know every line to? Casblanca and The Big Chill.

Do you own any band t-shirts? does Neil Diamond count?

When was your last plane ride? A couple of years ago when I went to my class reunion.

How many chairs are at your dining room table? No dining room but 6 kitchen chairs.

What is your favorite salad dressing? Blue Cheese.

Do you read for fun? Isn't any kind of reading fun?

Can you speak any languages other than English? i can swear in Italian.

Do you do your own dishes? Nah..I just throw them in the trash with the plastic forks.

What color is your bedroom painted? light green.

Have you ever cried in public? Oh sure..never in private.??

Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? desk.

Which do you make, wishes or plans? I wish I could make plans..

Are you always trying to learn new things? I told my kids I know everything so I decline to answer this on the grounds I may incriminate myself.

Do you shower on a daily basis? yes.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? yes, but the tattoo artist said he couldn't work around the wrinkles.

Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? Depends on who asked who..

Can you skip rocks? yes, but I'd be better off if I skipped dessert.

Have you ever been to Jamaica? nope.

What to snack on at the movie theaters? Good & Plenty!

Who was your favorite teacher? Santo Patti/Social Studies.

Have you ever dated someone out of your race? Dated an alien..nope, not me..I stick to the human race..

What is the weather like? Cold. Cold cold cold and COLD. did i say cold? gray and snow on the ground.

Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? Better than not being dressed at all...sure.

Do you have an online journal? no. *rolling eyes*

What was your favorite class in high school? English.

Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes? love it.

What personality trait is a must-have in your preferred gender(s)? sense of humor, compassion, kindness.

Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive? Unattractive is such a subjective word.

When was the last time you slept on the floor? I have no idea!

What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Never touch the stuff now, but it used to be a Manhattan.

Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru? Who cares...I'm a Dunkin Donut gal.

Do you like your living arrangement? Oh c'mon..breathing in and out isn't that difficult..of course I like it.

What is your mother's hometown? Owasco, NY

How many hours of sleep do you need to function? 4

Do you eat breakfast daily? Just gimme my coffee...okay!!!

What was the last thing to scare you? My daughter's cancer diagnosis...(she's fine now).

Are your days full and fast-paced? Full...but not fast..

Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class? Does a frog croak?

What is your favorite fruit? love em all.

Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? I understand the count can be pretty high so I don't eat the back of packages at all.

How old will you be turning on your next birthday? Old enough to know better but too young to resist.

Are you picky about spelling and grammar? yes. your point?

Do you believe in life on other planets? I told you...I don't date aliens.

Have you ever been to Six Flags? Nope..

Who was the last person to piss you off? I don't hang on to that kinda stuff.

Do you believe that God has a gender? Does it matter?

What was the last thing you ate? I told ya...pancakes.

Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? yes.

What did you dress up as for your first Halloween? How the hell should I know?

How did your parents pick your name? My father's sister was married to a man named Audley...I was named after him.

Do you like mustard? yep.

What do you tell yourself when times get hard? Nothing lasts forever.

Would you ever sky dive? In a heartbeat..even if it was my last heartbeat.

Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? yep.

What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?They haven't made that movie yet.

Have you ever bid for something on ebay? no.

Do you enjoy giving hugs? giving AND getting.

Would you consider yourself to be fashionable? *hysterically giggling*

Do you own a digital camera? nope.

If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Very surprised..

What celebrities have you been compared to? Phyllis Diller.

Who is your favorite Star Wars character? I am terribly attracted to Chewbacca..I wrote him a fan letter but he never answered...broke my wittle heart.

Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? Not if it's a telemarketer.

What books, if any, have made you cry? Many, but the one that comes to mind is Johnatan Livingston Seagull.

Do you think you're attractive? Hell yes.

What are you allergic to? Mean, conceited, rude people.

Are you a jealous person? Nope...a wasted emotion.

What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? fine if that's what frosts your wheaties, but not for me.

Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat? Yep...but that doesn't keep me from stuffing my face.

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Audley, probably.

Did you ever celebrate "Pi Day" in school? Never heard of it.