1. Is your second toe longer than your first?
dunno...can't see my feet.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
for pigs? chickens?..what?

3. Look at your planner for February 15, what are you doing?
seeing a neurosurgeon.

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
directions in a script.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
no curtains...I try to entertain the neighbors.

7. What color are the seats in your car?
my seat is the same color as the rest of my flesh.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
I'm not into cats "that" way.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
stamp of approval..postage stamp...can you be more
specific?

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
just a couple of coyotes.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
because I didn't have any cash in my pocket..is there
another reason?

12. Who is the last baby that you held?
You're getting too personal here...but he
was delicious!

13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
nope

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
never tried it.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
haven't driven in 3 years.

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?
Are these football teams?

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
never.

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
I have several walls and lotsa paper.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow:
legal pad.

20. Last person to give you a business card?
A doctor's receptionist..

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
phone company.

22. Closest framed picture to you?
The walls in my room are covered with framed pictures
of family and close friends.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
That's funny!

24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
Once, many, many, many years ago following my divorce.
It lasted very briefly.

25. How many new emails do you have?
29...I don't get on the computer more than once a day.

26. Last time you received flowers?
can't recall...it's been a long time.

27. How many closets do you have?
two.

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
sweet 'n low...coffee creamer.

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
I haven't got em...somebody else musta taken them.

32. What is your high school's rival mascot?
you're kidding, right?.

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
All the surviving members of my graduation class at
a class reunion 2 years ago.

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
soap and water works for me.

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
I always wanted to learn to play drums but they (the establishment) said a girl couldn't play drums..it was for boys only.

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
non-existant.

37. What is in your inbox at work?
a grocery list.

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
don't read em.

39. What was the last pageant you attended?
Way back in the late 70s I was a judge for Miss
Teenage America.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Dominoes.

41. Have you ever worn a crown?
Yes, when I was Junior Prom Queen.

42. What is the last thing you stapled?
Don't own a stapler.

43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
nope...don't drink soda.

44. Are you ticklish?
nope.

45. Last time you saw fireworks?
when I was holding my baby.

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
when I left NY...

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned it?
Netta

48. Last time you parked under a carport?
I prefer back roads for my parking.

49. Do you have a black dog?
no...but I have a black cat.

50. Do you have any pickles in your fridge?
lots of em.

51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
aunt.

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
Netta...baby blues.

53. Last time you saw a semi truck?
I didn't know semis trucked..even if they do, I wouldn't wanna watch.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
Don't be callin my baby ugly.

55. Do you have a little black dress?
Nope...but I have a big red sweater.