kentuckypine

I haven't seen her in person..I did see her ad in one of the local newspapers...and...she's staying right here in Netta World.

A 500 pound stripper!

She pulled up in her white limo...but I was in my room and couldn't get out quick enough to get a gander. I'm told the first thing she asked was: "Where can I get something to eat!"

I forgot to tell you about the guy I saw when we went to Starbucks.

He was a tall black man...wearing baggy pants and a striped T-shirt, a baseball cap...and more earrings than you could find at Kay's Jewelers.

They covered both his ears..and hanging from the lobes were two of the glitziest chandilier earrings I've ever seen!

I dunno...call me a country girl...but I couldn't even imagine such a thing!

The ladies musta loved it cause two or three of em ran up and threw their arms around him. I wasn't one of em..but, I was tempted, just to get a closer look at the bling!

I'm tellin ya, this is more fun than the reality tv shows..and there's no admission charge!

Y'all should come visit.

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Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (5) "In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed." Kahlil Gibran		2007-05-07 2:01 PM you won't believe who showed up today! I haven't seen her in person..I did see her ad in one of the local newspapers...and...she's staying right here in Netta World. A 500 pound stripper! She pulled up in her white limo...but I was in my room and couldn't get out quick enough to get a gander. I'm told the first thing she asked was: "Where can I get something to eat!" I forgot to tell you about the guy I saw when we went to Starbucks. He was a tall black man...wearing baggy pants and a striped T-shirt, a baseball cap...and more earrings than you could find at Kay's Jewelers. They covered both his ears..and hanging from the lobes were two of the glitziest chandilier earrings I've ever seen! I dunno...call me a country girl...but I couldn't even imagine such a thing! The ladies musta loved it cause two or three of em ran up and threw their arms around him. I wasn't one of em..but, I was tempted, just to get a closer look at the bling! I'm tellin ya, this is more fun than the reality tv shows..and there's no admission charge! Y'all should come visit. Read/Post Comments (5) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top