We've had you innoculated,
Fed you three squares,
Played Hide the Mouse,
Attack the Foot,
Grab the Hand.

We've kept the box clean,
Held you,
Pet you,
Whispered sweet nothings.

Opened the door,
Closed the door,
Opened the door.

We've even let you in the bedroom.

I'm sorry. I guess we just didn't understand
that six-thousandth meow.