I just received this spam:

Hello

Thank you for changing my life.
Since I was in High School I knew I had an extremely small penis.
I could never keep a girlfriend, and I lacked the confidence to talk with girls. In fact sometimes I would simply need to be satisfied with porn.
I followed your advice and now I feel like a man.

Cory M.

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Well, it's nice to know I did some good today. *chuckles*