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Some silly statements, shuffled:

--Plants are self-serving physical entities that humans rely on
--Flying bullets themselves are not immoral
--The existence of nipples can lead to brief happiness
--Some feet are very sensitive
--Ignorance can be blissful although in some cases it may lead to genocide
--Cats evolved
--Taste-buds have a scent
--Causality is inescapable but defenceless against accusations of causing embarrassment over hair-loss
--Each tree is unique but no tree is openly narcissistic
--It is theoretically possible but highly improbable for a high ranking politician to vocalise a factually correct statement while touching two lambs in a caring manner
--No dinosaur ever predicted the rise of Islam
--It is not possible to taste delinquency
--A man once told me that Anita was sweeter than a litre of any sweetener
--Photons of sunlight can affect the human tongue in ways that are difficult to predict with any accuracy
--A number of people are heartened by the fact that no five year old has been convicted and sentenced to death for rubbing a hamster against his groin in a carnal but considerate manner since 1831 or earlier
--Mice have eaten pieces of sausage in the past
--Beauty is subjective but it can indirectly save lives
--Spiders are not suitable agents for policing the affairs of donkeys
--Chasing the Pope with a machete can be a hazardous leisure activity
--It can be scientifically established that at least two celebrities harbour dangerous delusions about Marilyn Manson’s sock drawer
--Applying a laser to iron filings does not usually cause butter to spontaneously appear
--Most humans consider worms to be poor singers
--A belief-system that encourages the luring of Russian nuns into tunnels is possible
--Bananas can occasionally be made more slippery by using them in a sexual context
--Love and laughter can be said to make a human life worth living

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NOTE: all of the above facts are true.