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I wish I could say that I was back from an extended hiatus from blogging, but I fear that this is just a quick blip on the radar...
Summer in Blacksburg is fantastisch, and we're enjoying pleasant weather, a town free of undergrads, and some great visitors. And this coming Thursday, the brick house on Cranwell Circle will be hosting the first official meeting of the Blacksburg Kitch 'n Bitch Krew.
Below, the first email to our members:
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Howdy, howdy, howdy, fellow (or future) Kitch 'n Bitchers!
This coming Thursday, June 29, the first weekly meeting of
the newly-formed Blacksburg Kitch 'n Bitch will come to order!
Festivities will commence around 7:30, and our first film (see
below) will start at 8:00. So, mosey on over to meine casa
(511 Cranwell Circle) for some good old-fashioned couch-potatoing
and bad beer-drankin'. (I figure we ought to have PBR to
accomodate the "K" in KnB appropriately).
And, now, here's our feature presentation for the evening. In honor
of our founding kitchmeister, Kyle Duvall, we will be watching
ONG BAK: THAI WARRIOR, a film holding a place of prestige
in Mr. Duvall's own collection and presented as a parting gift for
yorus truly when I left our Chapel Hill chapter. So, get ready to be
amazed by the deadly dangerous and paradoxically poetic flying elbows
of Thai Warrior's bucolic protagonist, Tony Jaa, as he takes on the city's
underworld. Along with his pals "Dirty Balls" and Muay Lek (the female
sidekick with a voice more annoying than that of Rosie Perez in Jim
Jarmusch's film *Night on Earth*), Ting the Thai Warrior stoically fights
to get back the stolen head of his village's sacred Buddha statue.
Don't be late, or you'll miss the film's opening scene...about which I'll do no more than to mention that there's a gaggle of sweaty, scantily-clad men beating the ever-loving Thai crap out of each other trying to climb up a really big tree. So, come one, come all! Laugh, cry, gape and gasp over the film that's got it all: multicultural pit fights, Buddha desecrators, a guy named "Dirty Balls", impossible stunts, and a tear-jerking end. Never fear, though, brave KnB-ers, while this movie has no stunt doubles and no CGI, it's still 100% pure and unadulterated fist-flying KITCH!!!
Y'all better come now, y'hear. No-shows will be forever tagged
with other colorful nicknames from the film.
-jamie
Summer in Blacksburg is fantastisch, and we're enjoying pleasant weather, a town free of undergrads, and some great visitors. And this coming Thursday, the brick house on Cranwell Circle will be hosting the first official meeting of the Blacksburg Kitch 'n Bitch Krew.
Below, the first email to our members:
************************************
Howdy, howdy, howdy, fellow (or future) Kitch 'n Bitchers!
This coming Thursday, June 29, the first weekly meeting of
the newly-formed Blacksburg Kitch 'n Bitch will come to order!
Festivities will commence around 7:30, and our first film (see
below) will start at 8:00. So, mosey on over to meine casa
(511 Cranwell Circle) for some good old-fashioned couch-potatoing
and bad beer-drankin'. (I figure we ought to have PBR to
accomodate the "K" in KnB appropriately).
And, now, here's our feature presentation for the evening. In honor
of our founding kitchmeister, Kyle Duvall, we will be watching
ONG BAK: THAI WARRIOR, a film holding a place of prestige
in Mr. Duvall's own collection and presented as a parting gift for
yorus truly when I left our Chapel Hill chapter. So, get ready to be
amazed by the deadly dangerous and paradoxically poetic flying elbows
of Thai Warrior's bucolic protagonist, Tony Jaa, as he takes on the city's
underworld. Along with his pals "Dirty Balls" and Muay Lek (the female
sidekick with a voice more annoying than that of Rosie Perez in Jim
Jarmusch's film *Night on Earth*), Ting the Thai Warrior stoically fights
to get back the stolen head of his village's sacred Buddha statue.
Don't be late, or you'll miss the film's opening scene...about which I'll do no more than to mention that there's a gaggle of sweaty, scantily-clad men beating the ever-loving Thai crap out of each other trying to climb up a really big tree. So, come one, come all! Laugh, cry, gape and gasp over the film that's got it all: multicultural pit fights, Buddha desecrators, a guy named "Dirty Balls", impossible stunts, and a tear-jerking end. Never fear, though, brave KnB-ers, while this movie has no stunt doubles and no CGI, it's still 100% pure and unadulterated fist-flying KITCH!!!
Y'all better come now, y'hear. No-shows will be forever tagged
with other colorful nicknames from the film.
-jamie
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