Neither sounds very tantalizing to me, but I wonder what they look like, smell like, what the texture is like, what it takes to make them.

I don't want to actually taste them, I just want to know them at arms length, and second hand report.

I'd hate to try something and gag, spit it out. Not very mannerly.

Here's to an unmannerly 2008. If you stand in line with me, maybe I'll get on the biggest roller coaster of them all and actually ride it, even if makes me puke.