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a short update on the home hunt...
looked at a very nice apartment in a complex. it's on the third floor, (with five other neighbors in the same building) small balcony, but it has trees, grass and birds. very nicely set up, big enough for the money, lots of closet space, new carpet. they will even let me have sparky, for a $250 deposit. (?!)
the kicker? there's an application, and an application fee. okay, no problem.
but...
then i looked at the application. everyone in the family has to fill one out. it asks for your SSN#, bank account numbers, date of birth, open credit cards and their numbers, date of last divorce (like there's more than one and let's not go there ok?), the name of your former spouse, the make, model and number of all your vehicles!!!!
is this for fucking real? i'm gonna pay you $30 and hand over all this information on the offside chance you will give me a place to live. in the meantime, if you DON'T give me a place to live, i have just handed over to you money and my balls.
how about i give HIM an application, he pays me $30 and i consider letting him be my landlord? that way, we each have each other's most sensitive information and it's a mexican standoff.
unreal. the hunt continues.
****
still working on the prescriptions drug thing, i hope to post it tonight.
sheesh. i'm still rockin and reelin here.
looked at a very nice apartment in a complex. it's on the third floor, (with five other neighbors in the same building) small balcony, but it has trees, grass and birds. very nicely set up, big enough for the money, lots of closet space, new carpet. they will even let me have sparky, for a $250 deposit. (?!)
the kicker? there's an application, and an application fee. okay, no problem.
but...
then i looked at the application. everyone in the family has to fill one out. it asks for your SSN#, bank account numbers, date of birth, open credit cards and their numbers, date of last divorce (like there's more than one and let's not go there ok?), the name of your former spouse, the make, model and number of all your vehicles!!!!
is this for fucking real? i'm gonna pay you $30 and hand over all this information on the offside chance you will give me a place to live. in the meantime, if you DON'T give me a place to live, i have just handed over to you money and my balls.
how about i give HIM an application, he pays me $30 and i consider letting him be my landlord? that way, we each have each other's most sensitive information and it's a mexican standoff.
unreal. the hunt continues.
****
still working on the prescriptions drug thing, i hope to post it tonight.
sheesh. i'm still rockin and reelin here.
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