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How many keys are on your keychain? three, plus a Borders mini-card.
What curse word do you use the most? hellfire, with fuck as a close second.
Do you own an iPod? no. *snifflewah*
What time is your alarm clock set for? 5:30...yes, that's AM.
How many suitcases do you own? 2 and countless tote bags.
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside? no way. a thong, maybe, but i hate it when my feetsies are cold.
Where do you buy your groceries from? Schnucks, Walmart, Save-A-Lot...wherever.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Take the picture.
What was the last movie you watched? Shrek.
Do any of your friends have children? yep.
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy? hmmm. first little purchase would be an iPod, first big purchase would be a house.
Has anyone ever called you lazy? no, not since i divorced. i've been called a lot of things, but lazy has not been one of them.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? on occasion, when the fifth of vodka and the six joints don't work. *rolling eyes*
What CD is currently in your CD player? a mix of my own that i burned for the GC.
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? milk is ICKY
Has anyone told you a secret this week? why, have you got one to tell me?
When was the last time someone hit on you? the last person that hit me should be out of intensive care any day now.
What did you have for dinner? uh...um...*sigh*...yeah.
Do you wear hoodies often? yes, but never with the hood up.
Can you whistle? i not only can whistle, i can snortle, snicker, whimper, scream, moan....oh wait, TMI. sorry.
Have you ever participated in a protest? now what makes you think i would be the kind of person to protest? *ahem*
Who was the last person to call you? call me what?
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park? the bench.
Do you think people talk about you behind your back? i don't know and furthermore, i could not care less. if people have nothing better to do than talk about my pathetic life, i feel really, *really* bad for them.
What area code are you in right now? i'm sorry, that's top secret information. nosy thing, aintcha?
Did you watch cartoons as a child? sometimes. most of the time it was more fun watching the antics of my siblings or locking my little brother in the closet.
How big is your local mall? i don't have a local mall. too expensive and the upkeep is a bitch. i sold mine to Donald.
How many siblings do you have? four.
Are you shy around the opposite sex? i'm shy about all kinds of sex. (you in the back .... shut it!)
What is your biggest regret? those big regrets are just too damned heavy to carry.
Have you ever had Jamba Juice? i'm pretty sure i dated him my senior year in high school.
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
talking to my sister and my mom.
What movie do you know every line to? The Princess Bride, Galaxy Quest and The Breakfast Club.
Do you own any band t-shirts? no, but i do have one with a picture of a magazine in which a piece of mine appeared. i guess that means i'm my own groupie. heh.
When was your last plane ride? honeymoon. *gag*
How many chairs are at your dining room table? don't have either.
What is your favorite salad dressing? Blue Cheese.
Do you read for fun? does a bear shit in the woods?
Can you speak any languages other than English? i can swear in Italian, say hello in spanish, and recite a whole conversation in German.
Do you do your own dishes? well i sure as f*ck ain't gonna do YOURS.
What color is your bedroom painted? white.
Have you ever cried in public? crying? who's crying?? i'm not crying! jezuz wept, you ever hear of A-L-L-E-R-G-I-E-S??
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? laptop.
Which do you make, wishes or plans? i wish i knew how to make plans.
Are you always trying to learn new things? one must always keep their horizons open and their legs behind their....whoops. nevermind.
Do you shower on a daily basis? yes.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? yes, i have a tattoo in mind and the knight will not be happy. i plan on blaming my children. heh.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? i'm grateful if on a first date the guy pays ATTENTION, if you know what i mean.
Can you skip rocks? no, but i can skip to my Lou.
Have you ever been to Jamaica? yes. bad hoodoo.
What to snack on at the movie theaters? Popcorn!
Who was your favorite teacher? Mr. Kula, English teacher.
Have you ever dated someone out of your race? if i have to race i'm not dating your ass. i run for no one.
What is the weather like? Cold. Cold cold cold and COLD. did i say cold? gray and snow on the ground.
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? like, everywhere? even the...you know....well sure i would.
Do you have an online journal? no. *rolling eyes*
What was your favorite class in high school? English.
Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes? not particularly
, but it beats walking.
What personality trait is a must-have in your preferred gender(s)? compassion, intelligence, and a sense of humor.
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive? unattractive to who?
When was the last time you slept on the floor? honey, if i'm on the floor i'm not sleeping. heh.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink? i drink rarely, but usually either wine or a margarita.
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru? no.
Do you like your living arrangement? oh hell no, you did not just ask me this today. i take the fifth.
What is your mother's hometown? Auburn, NY
How many hours of sleep do you need to function? 4
Do you eat breakfast daily? uh....um....*sigh*....whatever. does coffee count?
What was the last thing to scare you? the depths of human emotion. discuss amongst yourselves.
Are your days full and fast-paced? depends. after this month, i will cease to have a life as i know it.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class? never. i'm a quiet as a church mouse. (but you, smart ass in the back, YOU ARE GONNA GET IT.)
What is your favorite fruit? not too much of a fruit girl (fruitcake, maybe. fruit loop, most definitely) but i love fresh strawberries and kiwis.
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? wow. there are calories there?
How old will you be turning on your next birthday? if you know me, you already know and if you don't know me mind your own friggen business.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar? yes. your point?
Do you believe in life on other planets? yes, and most of the people i meet should go back to their home planets.
Have you ever been to Six Flags? yes. the last time i went i saw Rod Stewart in concert. *yay*
Who was the last person to piss you off? really and truly anger me? they know who they are, you don't really need to.
Do you believe that God has a gender? i don't think of god in a gender way. it seems rude.
What was the last thing you ate? uh.....um.....does coffee count?
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? i love all sex equally. (snortle)
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween? okay, one more reminder of my age and i'm going to become seriously irritated.
How did your parents pick your name? my father's only sibling who passed away when she was two.
Do you like mustard? not so much.
What do you tell yourself when times get hard? i can work with hard. hard ain't so bad. heh.
Would you ever sky dive? you know, i'm terrified of heights but i would never rule anything out.
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? on my side. the right one, specifically.
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself? i don't need to remind myself of myself, i see me every day.
Have you ever bid for something on ebay? no.
Do you enjoy giving hugs? giving AND getting.
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable? *hysterically giggling*
Do you own a digital camera? yes i do.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? i would feel like they need to up their current medication.
What celebrities have you been compared to? none, and that's excellent.
Who is your favorite Star Wars character? Jedi Crewman Number Eight. *rolls eyes*
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? oh no, i love it! it's such a nice thing to do to someone! i think everyone should do this!
What books, if any, have made you cry? Little Women jumps immediately to mind. when Beth dies. (crying? i'm not crying! dadgummed ALLERGIES.)
Do you think you're attractive? no.
What are you allergic to? mean and unjust people. gives me a rash.
Are you a jealous person? not usually, although a pang does come up now and again.
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? fine if that's what frosts your wheaties, but not for me.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat? only if they didn't get to eat meat too. (make of that what you will. heh.)
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Rudolph John, after my grandfather.
Did you ever celebrate "Pi Day" in school? i celebrated a lot of things in school (especially my senior year, heh) but never "Pi Day."
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How many keys are on your keychain? three, plus a Borders mini-card.
What curse word do you use the most? hellfire, with fuck as a close second.
Do you own an iPod? no. *snifflewah*
What time is your alarm clock set for? 5:30...yes, that's AM.
How many suitcases do you own? 2 and countless tote bags.
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside? no way. a thong, maybe, but i hate it when my feetsies are cold.
Where do you buy your groceries from? Schnucks, Walmart, Save-A-Lot...wherever.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Take the picture.
What was the last movie you watched? Shrek.
Do any of your friends have children? yep.
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy? hmmm. first little purchase would be an iPod, first big purchase would be a house.
Has anyone ever called you lazy? no, not since i divorced. i've been called a lot of things, but lazy has not been one of them.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? on occasion, when the fifth of vodka and the six joints don't work. *rolling eyes*
What CD is currently in your CD player? a mix of my own that i burned for the GC.
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? milk is ICKY
Has anyone told you a secret this week? why, have you got one to tell me?
When was the last time someone hit on you? the last person that hit me should be out of intensive care any day now.
What did you have for dinner? uh...um...*sigh*...yeah.
Do you wear hoodies often? yes, but never with the hood up.
Can you whistle? i not only can whistle, i can snortle, snicker, whimper, scream, moan....oh wait, TMI. sorry.
Have you ever participated in a protest? now what makes you think i would be the kind of person to protest? *ahem*
Who was the last person to call you? call me what?
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park? the bench.
Do you think people talk about you behind your back? i don't know and furthermore, i could not care less. if people have nothing better to do than talk about my pathetic life, i feel really, *really* bad for them.
What area code are you in right now? i'm sorry, that's top secret information. nosy thing, aintcha?
Did you watch cartoons as a child? sometimes. most of the time it was more fun watching the antics of my siblings or locking my little brother in the closet.
How big is your local mall? i don't have a local mall. too expensive and the upkeep is a bitch. i sold mine to Donald.
How many siblings do you have? four.
Are you shy around the opposite sex? i'm shy about all kinds of sex. (you in the back .... shut it!)
What is your biggest regret? those big regrets are just too damned heavy to carry.
Have you ever had Jamba Juice? i'm pretty sure i dated him my senior year in high school.
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
talking to my sister and my mom.
What movie do you know every line to? The Princess Bride, Galaxy Quest and The Breakfast Club.
Do you own any band t-shirts? no, but i do have one with a picture of a magazine in which a piece of mine appeared. i guess that means i'm my own groupie. heh.
When was your last plane ride? honeymoon. *gag*
How many chairs are at your dining room table? don't have either.
What is your favorite salad dressing? Blue Cheese.
Do you read for fun? does a bear shit in the woods?
Can you speak any languages other than English? i can swear in Italian, say hello in spanish, and recite a whole conversation in German.
Do you do your own dishes? well i sure as f*ck ain't gonna do YOURS.
What color is your bedroom painted? white.
Have you ever cried in public? crying? who's crying?? i'm not crying! jezuz wept, you ever hear of A-L-L-E-R-G-I-E-S??
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? laptop.
Which do you make, wishes or plans? i wish i knew how to make plans.
Are you always trying to learn new things? one must always keep their horizons open and their legs behind their....whoops. nevermind.
Do you shower on a daily basis? yes.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? yes, i have a tattoo in mind and the knight will not be happy. i plan on blaming my children. heh.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? i'm grateful if on a first date the guy pays ATTENTION, if you know what i mean.
Can you skip rocks? no, but i can skip to my Lou.
Have you ever been to Jamaica? yes. bad hoodoo.
What to snack on at the movie theaters? Popcorn!
Who was your favorite teacher? Mr. Kula, English teacher.
Have you ever dated someone out of your race? if i have to race i'm not dating your ass. i run for no one.
What is the weather like? Cold. Cold cold cold and COLD. did i say cold? gray and snow on the ground.
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? like, everywhere? even the...you know....well sure i would.
Do you have an online journal? no. *rolling eyes*
What was your favorite class in high school? English.
Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes? not particularly
, but it beats walking.
What personality trait is a must-have in your preferred gender(s)? compassion, intelligence, and a sense of humor.
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive? unattractive to who?
When was the last time you slept on the floor? honey, if i'm on the floor i'm not sleeping. heh.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink? i drink rarely, but usually either wine or a margarita.
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru? no.
Do you like your living arrangement? oh hell no, you did not just ask me this today. i take the fifth.
What is your mother's hometown? Auburn, NY
How many hours of sleep do you need to function? 4
Do you eat breakfast daily? uh....um....*sigh*....whatever. does coffee count?
What was the last thing to scare you? the depths of human emotion. discuss amongst yourselves.
Are your days full and fast-paced? depends. after this month, i will cease to have a life as i know it.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class? never. i'm a quiet as a church mouse. (but you, smart ass in the back, YOU ARE GONNA GET IT.)
What is your favorite fruit? not too much of a fruit girl (fruitcake, maybe. fruit loop, most definitely) but i love fresh strawberries and kiwis.
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? wow. there are calories there?
How old will you be turning on your next birthday? if you know me, you already know and if you don't know me mind your own friggen business.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar? yes. your point?
Do you believe in life on other planets? yes, and most of the people i meet should go back to their home planets.
Have you ever been to Six Flags? yes. the last time i went i saw Rod Stewart in concert. *yay*
Who was the last person to piss you off? really and truly anger me? they know who they are, you don't really need to.
Do you believe that God has a gender? i don't think of god in a gender way. it seems rude.
What was the last thing you ate? uh.....um.....does coffee count?
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? i love all sex equally. (snortle)
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween? okay, one more reminder of my age and i'm going to become seriously irritated.
How did your parents pick your name? my father's only sibling who passed away when she was two.
Do you like mustard? not so much.
What do you tell yourself when times get hard? i can work with hard. hard ain't so bad. heh.
Would you ever sky dive? you know, i'm terrified of heights but i would never rule anything out.
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back? on my side. the right one, specifically.
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself? i don't need to remind myself of myself, i see me every day.
Have you ever bid for something on ebay? no.
Do you enjoy giving hugs? giving AND getting.
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable? *hysterically giggling*
Do you own a digital camera? yes i do.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? i would feel like they need to up their current medication.
What celebrities have you been compared to? none, and that's excellent.
Who is your favorite Star Wars character? Jedi Crewman Number Eight. *rolls eyes*
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? oh no, i love it! it's such a nice thing to do to someone! i think everyone should do this!
What books, if any, have made you cry? Little Women jumps immediately to mind. when Beth dies. (crying? i'm not crying! dadgummed ALLERGIES.)
Do you think you're attractive? no.
What are you allergic to? mean and unjust people. gives me a rash.
Are you a jealous person? not usually, although a pang does come up now and again.
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? fine if that's what frosts your wheaties, but not for me.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat? only if they didn't get to eat meat too. (make of that what you will. heh.)
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Rudolph John, after my grandfather.
Did you ever celebrate "Pi Day" in school? i celebrated a lot of things in school (especially my senior year, heh) but never "Pi Day."
Check out TSB for the most legal fun you can have with your clothes on.
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