the strange planet inside my head
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okay, here i am, slogging through the jungle, telling myself it'll pay off, someday, someday.....
and i run smack-dab into an Opportunity.
sounds good so far, right?
right.
it's not just an Opportunity, it's a Huge Opportunity. Really Big. oh, not now, but it will be.
remember my horoscope the other day? let me refresh your memory.
There are big things happening in the near future that are likely to create dramatic changes in your life. Relax, netta. Everything will work out fine. There is a great deal going on behind the scenes that is working to your advantage. Whether you realize it or not, many people are contributing to a common goal that will aid you a great deal in all of your affairs. Make sure that you don't burn any bridges along the way. Help is coming from the least likely sources.
yes, that would be my jaw on the floor.
****
from where i sit, this is so accurate i'm actually scared. srsly.
****
so, i can see a little ahead and realize i have to make some important decisions, like, yesterday.
and i say to Myself, "Self? This is it. This is where you put your balls on the line or pack it up. What's it gonna be? What's the problem?"
and Myself says, "Self, you're a dumbass. This is Big. Really Big. What if I'm not Big Enough? I'm just a small-town girl from the boondocks, I ain't ready for this."
Myself snorts and says, "Honey, have you seen your ass? That birthday cake did you no favors. Of course, you're Big Enough for this. All you need to do is Focus."
"All I need to do? Are you effin' kidding me?" Myself starts looking for the hammer.
"STOP. No hammer." Myself scowls and says, "Why is that always the first thing you go for? And you call ME the dumbass. Look, all you have to do is harness the Power of Your Anal Side. You can do this, you must do this, you will do this."
"I'm scared."
"So what?" Myself hugs me, and continues, "It's not like you've never been scared before. You never let that stop you. You have more of the Anal Power than anyone I know. You can do this. Besides, your horoscope said everything will work out. What more do you need? Miss Cleo?"
i hate it when she gets like this.
****
gah. my pea brain hurts.
oh, the hamsters are having a field day.
how i hate them.
Check out TSB for the most legal fun you can have with your clothes on.
and i run smack-dab into an Opportunity.
sounds good so far, right?
right.
it's not just an Opportunity, it's a Huge Opportunity. Really Big. oh, not now, but it will be.
remember my horoscope the other day? let me refresh your memory.
There are big things happening in the near future that are likely to create dramatic changes in your life. Relax, netta. Everything will work out fine. There is a great deal going on behind the scenes that is working to your advantage. Whether you realize it or not, many people are contributing to a common goal that will aid you a great deal in all of your affairs. Make sure that you don't burn any bridges along the way. Help is coming from the least likely sources.
yes, that would be my jaw on the floor.
****
from where i sit, this is so accurate i'm actually scared. srsly.
****
so, i can see a little ahead and realize i have to make some important decisions, like, yesterday.
and i say to Myself, "Self? This is it. This is where you put your balls on the line or pack it up. What's it gonna be? What's the problem?"
and Myself says, "Self, you're a dumbass. This is Big. Really Big. What if I'm not Big Enough? I'm just a small-town girl from the boondocks, I ain't ready for this."
Myself snorts and says, "Honey, have you seen your ass? That birthday cake did you no favors. Of course, you're Big Enough for this. All you need to do is Focus."
"All I need to do? Are you effin' kidding me?" Myself starts looking for the hammer.
"STOP. No hammer." Myself scowls and says, "Why is that always the first thing you go for? And you call ME the dumbass. Look, all you have to do is harness the Power of Your Anal Side. You can do this, you must do this, you will do this."
"I'm scared."
"So what?" Myself hugs me, and continues, "It's not like you've never been scared before. You never let that stop you. You have more of the Anal Power than anyone I know. You can do this. Besides, your horoscope said everything will work out. What more do you need? Miss Cleo?"
i hate it when she gets like this.
****
gah. my pea brain hurts.
oh, the hamsters are having a field day.
how i hate them.
Check out TSB for the most legal fun you can have with your clothes on.
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