TRUTH

i'm exhausted.

i have a lot of work to do.

my digestive system hates me.

i miss my kids and my momma.

there will be chocolate.

my mind is too little to be out wandering alone.



FALSE

wet man meat is wrong.

i will get more rest.

if i ate better (or at all,) my digestive system wouldn't hate me so much.

february is the shortest year of the month.

men usually know what they're doing.

there is no correlation between chickens and dancing naked on a dock. (make of that what you will.)


DARE

life is a dare. every damned bit of it.

****

now, leave me alone, i'm trying to work here. if i'm a very good girl, i might even try a full blog entry later.

and you know i'm good.

*gigglesnort*

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