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what's my mutha****** NAME?
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (MOTHER AND FATHERS MIDDLE NAMES)
Ann Allen. Now I have to kill you, you know.
2. NASCAR NAME: ( FIRST NAME OF MOTHERS DAD,FATHERS DAD)
Rudy George. Now, WTF is NASCAR?
3.STAR WARS NAME: ( FIRST 3 LETTERS OF YOUR LAST NAME,FIRST 2 LETTERS OF YOUR FIRST NAME)
Riban (??)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: ( FAVORITE COLOR, FAVORITE ANIMAL)
Pink Pussy. (As in CAT, you gutter-minded pervert.)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (MIDDLE NAME,CITY WHERE YOU WERE BORN)
Oh, no. You ain't gonna get it that easy. Nice try. The last name would be "Los Angeles." That's all you're getting.
6. SUPER HERO NAME (2ND FAVORITE COLOR,FAV DRINK,ADD "THE" TO THE BEGINNING AND "ATOR" TO THE END)
The Blue Pepsiator. (That name is as lame as the superhero I would be.)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Anen. (Is that like "AMEN", only twisted? Yeah, that fits. And who names a FLY for chrissakes. sheesh.)
8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Vanilla Milano. (Okay, I know *real* gangstas, and if I were to thug out with this name, they'd pee themselves laughing.)
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Sparky Pontiac. (Yeah, that would sell a lot of records.)
10. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Natori Jelly Belly Jelly Beans. (Something tells me I would starve to death as a stripper, although the name is strangely, and sadly, apt.)
11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on:
Honey Orchard. (I think I just found my true calling.)
****
it's the last day of february and i can't say i'm sad to see it go. it was a rough month. right now it's 51 and sunny; high tomorrow 54 and more sun, sunday 62 and rain.
it looks like spring, it feels like spring, but WAIT. HOLD THAT THOUGHT. next week it's back to winter.
that mother nature sure is a cock-teaser, ain't she?
****
you know, i've been thinking. (scary.)
having depression is like having genital herpes, only generally, depression isn't contagious. (actually, that's a topic for another post and debate, methinks. let it go, for now.) you can't tell by looking at someone (unless you're *really* up close and personal, if you know what i'm dusting off) if they have either condition, it's embarrassing to admit, and all you can do is treat the symptoms.
it was just a thought that occurred to me. depression is the genital herpes of the spirit.
****
what i'm seeing is a tall, square structure made out of those jackstraws. you know, like for Pick-Up-Stix? only they're vertical, and some are trying to stand up straight to form the four walls. the others are all haphazard, sticking out here and jutting in there, forming queer angles and messy lines. you can't tell if these jackstraws of many colors are helping or hindering; sometimes, when you reach to 'fix' one, it throws a bunch of them off and the tower can shake and shimmy.
the structure may be sounder *because* of all the odd angles, strange juxtapositions and jacked walls. who knows. all i know is it will fall if you fuck with it too much.
****
what does it all mean? i hope you didn't come here for an answer. all i have are questions.
sorry.
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Ann Allen. Now I have to kill you, you know.
2. NASCAR NAME: ( FIRST NAME OF MOTHERS DAD,FATHERS DAD)
Rudy George. Now, WTF is NASCAR?
3.STAR WARS NAME: ( FIRST 3 LETTERS OF YOUR LAST NAME,FIRST 2 LETTERS OF YOUR FIRST NAME)
Riban (??)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: ( FAVORITE COLOR, FAVORITE ANIMAL)
Pink Pussy. (As in CAT, you gutter-minded pervert.)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (MIDDLE NAME,CITY WHERE YOU WERE BORN)
Oh, no. You ain't gonna get it that easy. Nice try. The last name would be "Los Angeles." That's all you're getting.
6. SUPER HERO NAME (2ND FAVORITE COLOR,FAV DRINK,ADD "THE" TO THE BEGINNING AND "ATOR" TO THE END)
The Blue Pepsiator. (That name is as lame as the superhero I would be.)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Anen. (Is that like "AMEN", only twisted? Yeah, that fits. And who names a FLY for chrissakes. sheesh.)
8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Vanilla Milano. (Okay, I know *real* gangstas, and if I were to thug out with this name, they'd pee themselves laughing.)
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Sparky Pontiac. (Yeah, that would sell a lot of records.)
10. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Natori Jelly Belly Jelly Beans. (Something tells me I would starve to death as a stripper, although the name is strangely, and sadly, apt.)
11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on:
Honey Orchard. (I think I just found my true calling.)
****
it's the last day of february and i can't say i'm sad to see it go. it was a rough month. right now it's 51 and sunny; high tomorrow 54 and more sun, sunday 62 and rain.
it looks like spring, it feels like spring, but WAIT. HOLD THAT THOUGHT. next week it's back to winter.
that mother nature sure is a cock-teaser, ain't she?
****
you know, i've been thinking. (scary.)
having depression is like having genital herpes, only generally, depression isn't contagious. (actually, that's a topic for another post and debate, methinks. let it go, for now.) you can't tell by looking at someone (unless you're *really* up close and personal, if you know what i'm dusting off) if they have either condition, it's embarrassing to admit, and all you can do is treat the symptoms.
it was just a thought that occurred to me. depression is the genital herpes of the spirit.
****
what i'm seeing is a tall, square structure made out of those jackstraws. you know, like for Pick-Up-Stix? only they're vertical, and some are trying to stand up straight to form the four walls. the others are all haphazard, sticking out here and jutting in there, forming queer angles and messy lines. you can't tell if these jackstraws of many colors are helping or hindering; sometimes, when you reach to 'fix' one, it throws a bunch of them off and the tower can shake and shimmy.
the structure may be sounder *because* of all the odd angles, strange juxtapositions and jacked walls. who knows. all i know is it will fall if you fuck with it too much.
****
what does it all mean? i hope you didn't come here for an answer. all i have are questions.
sorry.
Check out TSB for the most legal fun you can have with your clothes on.
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