Two names I go by:

1. the muthaf*ckin' princess
2. Goddess

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. sneakers
2. royal blue polo

Two things you would want (or have) in a relationship:
1. humor
2. a big pee-pee (come on, we're being honest, right? heh.)

Two of your favorite things to do:
1. write
2. doing something someone tells me i can't do.

Two pets you had/have:
1. sparky
2. there are no other pets. she would kill me in my sleep.

Two people who you know will fill this out:
1. i know nothing.
2. and scout already did it.

Two things you did yesterday:
1. toted
2. hauled

Two things you did last night:
1. went to get my mail
2. visited at Casa Gem

Two things you ate last night:
1. uh
2. right.

Two people you last talked to on the phone:
1. a telemarketer
2. a soccer person

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. working
2. packing

Favorite holidays:
1. halloween
2. National Outdoor Intercourse Day (okay, i can't top this and i vote for it, as well.)

Two favorite beverages:
1. pepsi
2. coffee

Last trips you took:
1. kentucky
2. kentucky

Future Goals:
1. get my ass self-sufficient
2. write a book about my hotel experiences

Are you sad about anything?
1. always.
2. but not as bad as usual. :)


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