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from the ultimate in coolness, Ms. B:
Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
probably the worm-infested puppy, who is worm-infested no longer. but i'm still not over it.
What kind of car do you drive?
1997 Buick Riv, baaaybeeee. stylin' AND profilin'.
What color is your iPod?
black.
What kind of dog do you have?
i don't have a dog (the one i'm puppysitting is not mine) since i divorced. heh.
What's for dinner tonight?
uh.
What is the last drink you drank?
you know, the whole structure of this sentence is making my sinuses hurt.
Last time you were sick?
honey, i been sick and twisted my whole life.
How long is your hair?
specify the location of said hair.
the hair on my head is past my shoulders. any other location is classified information and you'll have to present the proper password.
Are you happy right now?
you know what? i feel pretty damned good right now. go figure.
What did you say last?
out loud or in my head?
Who came over last?
come over who? what? i feel like i'm missing an integral part of the puzzle here.
what DVD is in your DVD player?
it's empty. isn't it supposed to be empty?
What's something fun you did today?
caught up with an old friend. w00t!!
What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
Batman. (heh. don't ask.)
What are you listening to right now?
Van Morrison singing about a brown-eyed girl. *boppin*
What have you had to drink so far today?
a shot of Jack, two Kamikazees, and a Margarita.
JOKING.
When is your birthday?
why? are you sending presents?
What's the area code for your cell phone?
you're a nosy little fuckah. next you'll be asking me where i bought my shirt.
Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
told ya.
Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
just the entrails from a vampire bat.
What are you going to do after this?
more research, most likely. i like to keep ahead of the curve. i've got some ideas to kick around, but all in good time, my sweetlings.
What is something you need to go shopping for?
i hate shopping. srsly. i think the one thing that might drive me to do it is i'm running out of toilet paper.
Do you like pickles?
i have nothing against them. they've never done anything to me.
How about olives?
this is the weirdest question.
What is your favorite kind of gum?
bubble. what can i say, i like to blow. BUBBLES, you gutter-minded pervert.
Do you have any tan lines?
not a one. make of that what you will.
Do you remember the name of your kindergarten teacher?
nope. the cave was too dark and i couldn't see her name tag.
Who was the last person to call you baby?
the gentleman who admired my ride. "Das' won cool ride, babeeeee...."
i think he was lusting after my rims.
When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
when available. in this area, it encourages shoplifting, so there are few around. honest.
Has anyone ever sang to you?
yes. it worked, too. heh.
Has anyone ever given you roses?
yes, and that worked as well. but then, i was a lot younger.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
i AM in the wilderness. of COURSE i would survive.
What is your favorite color?
blue. no, wait. pink. lavendar. GAH i hate this question.
What color are your eyes?
Blue and sometimes red, ifyaknowwhatimean. (*gigglin'* i just couldn't phrase this any better.)
What is a compliment you receive way too often?
wait, what??
How tall are you?
tall enough to reach what i really want. :)
Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
the GC, about forty-five minutes ago. she's the BEST.
Do you like your parents?
i think my mom is DA BOMB.
Why did your last relationship end?
because he was a Lunatic From Hell. any other questions?
Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
the GC.
Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
the strange planet inside my head. it's a vast wonderland, i'm telling you. come on in!
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
i prefer to f*ck, if you're looking for brutal honesty. other than that, i'd pick the sleeping thing.
Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
i have my mom's features and my dad's coloring.
How long does it take you to shower?
depends on if i'm in there alone.
Can you use the grill?
FIRE! BURNS! BRING IT!
Are you flexible?
not as much as i used to be, but i get the job done. not bad for an old broad.
What movie do you want to see?
i don't have anything particular on the list right now.
What did you on New Years Eve 2007?
slept with one eye open.
Was your mom a cheerleader?
no, but she was Homecoming Queen!
What is the last letter of your middle name?
bite me.
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
i didn't realize i was supposed to count.
Do you wear your seat belt in the car?
yes. i already have a speeding ticket, i don't need one for no seat belt.
Are you scared of flying?
nopers.
What do you sleep in?
a bed with sheets, a comforter, pillows, usually a cat and that's it. (heh.)
Do you have any tattoos?
i have one.
Have you ever been to Los Angeles?
born there.
What jewelry do you wear all the time?
my tiara.
What is your favorite song at the moment?
right now i'm obsessed with Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill).
What song do you HATE?
need i say more?
Do you like chocolate?
i live for chocolate. there's not enough chocolate in my life.
Are you easy to get along with?
most of the time, unless you poke the Big Bitch. then all bets are off, buckaroo.
Any up coming events you're excited about?
MUFFIN!!
Check out TSB for the most legal fun you can have with your clothes on.
Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
probably the worm-infested puppy, who is worm-infested no longer. but i'm still not over it.
What kind of car do you drive?
1997 Buick Riv, baaaybeeee. stylin' AND profilin'.
What color is your iPod?
black.
What kind of dog do you have?
i don't have a dog (the one i'm puppysitting is not mine) since i divorced. heh.
What's for dinner tonight?
uh.
What is the last drink you drank?
you know, the whole structure of this sentence is making my sinuses hurt.
Last time you were sick?
honey, i been sick and twisted my whole life.
How long is your hair?
specify the location of said hair.
the hair on my head is past my shoulders. any other location is classified information and you'll have to present the proper password.
Are you happy right now?
you know what? i feel pretty damned good right now. go figure.
What did you say last?
out loud or in my head?
Who came over last?
come over who? what? i feel like i'm missing an integral part of the puzzle here.
what DVD is in your DVD player?
it's empty. isn't it supposed to be empty?
What's something fun you did today?
caught up with an old friend. w00t!!
What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
Batman. (heh. don't ask.)
What are you listening to right now?
Van Morrison singing about a brown-eyed girl. *boppin*
What have you had to drink so far today?
a shot of Jack, two Kamikazees, and a Margarita.
JOKING.
When is your birthday?
why? are you sending presents?
What's the area code for your cell phone?
you're a nosy little fuckah. next you'll be asking me where i bought my shirt.
Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
told ya.
Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
just the entrails from a vampire bat.
What are you going to do after this?
more research, most likely. i like to keep ahead of the curve. i've got some ideas to kick around, but all in good time, my sweetlings.
What is something you need to go shopping for?
i hate shopping. srsly. i think the one thing that might drive me to do it is i'm running out of toilet paper.
Do you like pickles?
i have nothing against them. they've never done anything to me.
How about olives?
this is the weirdest question.
What is your favorite kind of gum?
bubble. what can i say, i like to blow. BUBBLES, you gutter-minded pervert.
Do you have any tan lines?
not a one. make of that what you will.
Do you remember the name of your kindergarten teacher?
nope. the cave was too dark and i couldn't see her name tag.
Who was the last person to call you baby?
the gentleman who admired my ride. "Das' won cool ride, babeeeee...."
i think he was lusting after my rims.
When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
when available. in this area, it encourages shoplifting, so there are few around. honest.
Has anyone ever sang to you?
yes. it worked, too. heh.
Has anyone ever given you roses?
yes, and that worked as well. but then, i was a lot younger.
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
i AM in the wilderness. of COURSE i would survive.
What is your favorite color?
blue. no, wait. pink. lavendar. GAH i hate this question.
What color are your eyes?
Blue and sometimes red, ifyaknowwhatimean. (*gigglin'* i just couldn't phrase this any better.)
What is a compliment you receive way too often?
wait, what??
How tall are you?
tall enough to reach what i really want. :)
Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
the GC, about forty-five minutes ago. she's the BEST.
Do you like your parents?
i think my mom is DA BOMB.
Why did your last relationship end?
because he was a Lunatic From Hell. any other questions?
Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
the GC.
Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
the strange planet inside my head. it's a vast wonderland, i'm telling you. come on in!
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
i prefer to f*ck, if you're looking for brutal honesty. other than that, i'd pick the sleeping thing.
Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
i have my mom's features and my dad's coloring.
How long does it take you to shower?
depends on if i'm in there alone.
Can you use the grill?
FIRE! BURNS! BRING IT!
Are you flexible?
not as much as i used to be, but i get the job done. not bad for an old broad.
What movie do you want to see?
i don't have anything particular on the list right now.
What did you on New Years Eve 2007?
slept with one eye open.
Was your mom a cheerleader?
no, but she was Homecoming Queen!
What is the last letter of your middle name?
bite me.
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
i didn't realize i was supposed to count.
Do you wear your seat belt in the car?
yes. i already have a speeding ticket, i don't need one for no seat belt.
Are you scared of flying?
nopers.
What do you sleep in?
a bed with sheets, a comforter, pillows, usually a cat and that's it. (heh.)
Do you have any tattoos?
i have one.
Have you ever been to Los Angeles?
born there.
What jewelry do you wear all the time?
my tiara.
What is your favorite song at the moment?
right now i'm obsessed with Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill).
What song do you HATE?
need i say more?
Do you like chocolate?
i live for chocolate. there's not enough chocolate in my life.
Are you easy to get along with?
most of the time, unless you poke the Big Bitch. then all bets are off, buckaroo.
Any up coming events you're excited about?
MUFFIN!!
Check out TSB for the most legal fun you can have with your clothes on.
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