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this is the deal
Dr. Hitler is in the building.
holy shit man, that woman made me want to hide under the bed. she takes no shit and takes no prisoners. she came immediately to Momma's room without even stopping to read her chart. therefore, i was on the Hot Seat, and boy, was it steaming.
my sister had stepped out, and i mouthed to my brother, WHERE'S SISSY? and he mouthed back I CALLED HER, SHE'S ON HER WAY UP and i mouthed back SHE BETTER BE RUNNING.
****
the short version is, Dr. Hitler was very....unhappy....at the treatment Momma received by the doc that was covering (truth to tell, i'm pretty sure Jesus himself would have been unable to do anything right according to Dr. Hitler's standards, and that is Just Fine with me.) the swelling of the tumors is what triggered the mental confusion, and is under control with steroids. radiation daily for the brain mets for two weeks, then two weeks off, then her option for continued chemo.
which fits in quite nicely to Momma's timeframe and Ultimate Goal, which is to hold Muffin.
Dr. Hitler: Woman, are you in pain?
Momma: No. (my brother and i are nodding vigorously and making faces behind Momma's back.)
Dr. Hilter: Look, woman. You're telling me no, and your children are telling me yes. You're my patient, and I'm going to believe you. If you tell me you're not in pain, I'm not giving you any pain medication. Now, are you in pain?
Momma: (Long pause.) Yes.
Dr. Hitler: Woman, I've known you and you know me. You can break -- go ahead and break. You don't have to be strong all the time, you don't have to be strong for your children, they can take care of themselves. Go ahead and break. It's okay, woman.
that was the first time i saw my Momma cry since this whole thing started, and it was Fine. better than Fine -- it was Most Excellent.
****
HAH! met your match, haven't you, Momma?? :P
****
there was much Hilarity waiting for Dr. Hitler between my sister, brother, mother and i -- inappropriate, raunchy, and Most Perverted. just anotha day.
****
after a fifteen hour stint at the hospital, i kissed Momma and said, i'll catch you later.
you know why i'm doing this, she said.
yes. i know. i kissed her again.
like i'm going to argue with the Queen of Stubborn.
****
so, she's being discharged, my baby sissy is on her way, and we'll all take turns taking Momma to radiation. i plan on heading back to the Lou (omg, am i homesick?? i can't even begin to tell you -- i miss the knight SO BAD) early next week, then i'll be back here about ten days before Muffin's arrival. i will be having a talk with him about the timeline, and stress to him the importance of sticking to the schedule. i have a feeling he will cooperate. :)
****
i had to teach one of the nurses (who had one of the worst attitudes i've encountered yet in an otherwise excellent staff -- look, i'm sorry you don't like your job, and i'm sorry it's Monday, but you can AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE MY MOTHER AND CALL HER BY NAME) Not To Fuck With Me (over the proper technique in getting an accurate blood pressure) and i thoroughly enjoyed that. my siblings were Most Impressed.
****
Dr. Hitler didn't even have one foot out the door and Momma was rooting for her shoes and getting her clothes on.
i said Momma, don't you want to stay for the delicious hospital lunch?
don't be such a smart ass.
heh.
****
she'll have it her way. she will have it her way.
i bet the Grim Reaper will need a few shots with his beer tonight.
fuck him, too.
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holy shit man, that woman made me want to hide under the bed. she takes no shit and takes no prisoners. she came immediately to Momma's room without even stopping to read her chart. therefore, i was on the Hot Seat, and boy, was it steaming.
my sister had stepped out, and i mouthed to my brother, WHERE'S SISSY? and he mouthed back I CALLED HER, SHE'S ON HER WAY UP and i mouthed back SHE BETTER BE RUNNING.
****
the short version is, Dr. Hitler was very....unhappy....at the treatment Momma received by the doc that was covering (truth to tell, i'm pretty sure Jesus himself would have been unable to do anything right according to Dr. Hitler's standards, and that is Just Fine with me.) the swelling of the tumors is what triggered the mental confusion, and is under control with steroids. radiation daily for the brain mets for two weeks, then two weeks off, then her option for continued chemo.
which fits in quite nicely to Momma's timeframe and Ultimate Goal, which is to hold Muffin.
Dr. Hitler: Woman, are you in pain?
Momma: No. (my brother and i are nodding vigorously and making faces behind Momma's back.)
Dr. Hilter: Look, woman. You're telling me no, and your children are telling me yes. You're my patient, and I'm going to believe you. If you tell me you're not in pain, I'm not giving you any pain medication. Now, are you in pain?
Momma: (Long pause.) Yes.
Dr. Hitler: Woman, I've known you and you know me. You can break -- go ahead and break. You don't have to be strong all the time, you don't have to be strong for your children, they can take care of themselves. Go ahead and break. It's okay, woman.
that was the first time i saw my Momma cry since this whole thing started, and it was Fine. better than Fine -- it was Most Excellent.
****
HAH! met your match, haven't you, Momma?? :P
****
there was much Hilarity waiting for Dr. Hitler between my sister, brother, mother and i -- inappropriate, raunchy, and Most Perverted. just anotha day.
****
after a fifteen hour stint at the hospital, i kissed Momma and said, i'll catch you later.
you know why i'm doing this, she said.
yes. i know. i kissed her again.
like i'm going to argue with the Queen of Stubborn.
****
so, she's being discharged, my baby sissy is on her way, and we'll all take turns taking Momma to radiation. i plan on heading back to the Lou (omg, am i homesick?? i can't even begin to tell you -- i miss the knight SO BAD) early next week, then i'll be back here about ten days before Muffin's arrival. i will be having a talk with him about the timeline, and stress to him the importance of sticking to the schedule. i have a feeling he will cooperate. :)
****
i had to teach one of the nurses (who had one of the worst attitudes i've encountered yet in an otherwise excellent staff -- look, i'm sorry you don't like your job, and i'm sorry it's Monday, but you can AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE MY MOTHER AND CALL HER BY NAME) Not To Fuck With Me (over the proper technique in getting an accurate blood pressure) and i thoroughly enjoyed that. my siblings were Most Impressed.
****
Dr. Hitler didn't even have one foot out the door and Momma was rooting for her shoes and getting her clothes on.
i said Momma, don't you want to stay for the delicious hospital lunch?
don't be such a smart ass.
heh.
****
she'll have it her way. she will have it her way.
i bet the Grim Reaper will need a few shots with his beer tonight.
fuck him, too.
Stuck for words? Visit WordWebbing, spinning words for any occasion.
Check out TSB for the most legal fun you can have with your clothes on.
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