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Over Forty And Loving It


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Realizations

1. I've come to realize that my chest-size...would look better if they didn't drag on the floor.

2. I've come to realize that my job...takes a lot of ballz. I haz dem.

3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving... everyone else better GIT OUTTA MAH WAY.

4 . I've come to realize that I need....a friggin' break here, people.

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...my virginity at least four times. Heh.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...I run out of toilet paper.

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk... I will definitely puke.

8. I've come to realize that money...comes and goes but bills are forever.

9. I've come to realize that certain people...don't say what they mean, or mean what they say. Or are just plain mean.

10. I've come to realize that I'll always ...pick my wedgies.

11. I've come to realize that my sibling(s)...NO COMMENT.

12. I've come to realize that my mom...no. Not today. Sorry.

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone...works a lot better as a pile of smashed up plastic and circuits.

14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...I was still breathing, which is a good thing.

15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...I shouldn't have eaten cauliflower soup for dinner.

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...and it hurts my little brain.

17. I've come to realize that my dad...was a total Unknown.

18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...I can kiss a couple of hours goodbye.

19. I've come to realize that today...is going to be a day off if it kills me.

20. I've come to realize that tonight...there is nothing good on tv.

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...I get to do this all over again. What fun.

22. I've come to realize that I really want to...define my goals and examine my motivations. Or, eat that last piece of cake in the refrigerator. Both probably bad ideas.

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...probably bored out of their mind.

24. I've come to realize that life...is just one big gigglesnort after another. Srsly.

25. I've come to realize that this weekend...I will have walked this earth over five decades.

26. I've realized the best music to listen to when I am upset...is all about the 80's. Don't judge me, you know you know all the words to "I Want It That Way".

27. I've come to realize that my friends... are as twisted and strange as I am, and I love that about them.

28. I've come to realize that this year...better not suck as badly as the last two or I'm demanding a do-over.

29. I've come to realize that my ex...is not really Lucifer's minion. Lucifer has better taste.

30. I've come to realize that maybe I should...take days off more often.

31. I've come to realize that I love...Nathan Fillion. *swoon*

32. I've come to realize that I don't understand...why Nathan Fillion doesn't return my devotion. *sob*

33. I've come to realize my past...would make a great Jerry Springer movie.

34. I've come to realize that parties...better come with cake or I'm not attending.

35. I've come to realize that I'm totally terrified...I don't write as well as I think I do.

36. I've come to realize that my life...should have killed me a long time ago. The fact that it hasn't is a testament to stubborn tenacity. So BITE ME.




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