Someone has infiltrated my computer and sent a bogus email to everyone on my email list. If you got such an email, I apologize. (I really hate apologizing for someone else's stupid action.) However, anyone who knows me even slightly, online or in person, knows that I can spell and write standard English, with correct punctuation and all, and would know that I didn't write it.

I even received the message on my other email accounts. Obviously, someone didn't have anything better to do at 3:18 a.m. I saved the emails so that my tech-savvy friends can track back to the sender.

I hope a virus didn't go along with it.

LATER: I have changed my password for my email account and deleted all my contacts (it will be interesting to see how many I can retrieve from memory) and I will logout each time I leave the mail site. Again, I apologize. I think I have figured out who is the probable offender (someone who knew my password).