SIX WORD STORIES

I said not to -- oh, hell!

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 08:21:00 GMT

The pistol? Run! Jasper has it.

-- Marianne Spitzer
http://mariannespitzer.blogspot.com

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Tue, 4 Sep 2012 18:22:00 GMT

It's a crocodile, not a package.

-- ed king

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Fri, 6 Jul 2012 15:34:00 GMT

"Gimme your money, lady!"
"Timmy?"
"Grandma?"

-- Earl Staggs
http://earlwstaggs.wordpress.com

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Wed, 4 Jul 2012 09:52:00 GMT

Shoot third wife. Fireworks! Happy Fourth!

-- Roger Holkum

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:01:00 GMT

He's handsome: I stole a glance.

-- B.G. Ritts
resourcepages.info

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:40:00 GMT

Mares: oats.
Does: oats.
Hannibal: Ivy.

-- ed king

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 10:09:00 GMT

Botched plastic surgery.
Dead plastic surgeon.

-- Hannah Swale

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 20:44:00 GMT

Subtle arsonist gifted victim cord-chewing rabbit.

-- Yvonne Eliot
www.facebook.com/yvonne.eliot

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 10:02:00 GMT

"I love you," he said. "But..."

-- Jorge Ribeiro

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Sun, 3 Jun 2012 20:24:00 GMT

Never behead someone on a slope.

-- Regina Krah

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Sun, 27 May 2012 06:58:00 GMT

Judgment Day? Pardon my yawn.

-- Diane Pershing

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Sun, 20 May 2012 22:29:00 GMT

Switched oneway sign. BANG. It worked!

-- Stephen Buehler
www.rewritedr.com

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Mon, 14 May 2012 18:56:00 GMT

Six-shooter. Seven wolves. Oh crap ...

-- Frank Cook

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Wed, 9 May 2012 21:39:00 GMT

THIS uncaged tiger hasn't been fed?

-- Dan Tockman

sjrozan@aol.com (six-word) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:19:00 GMT

I just waxed that floor. STOP!

(I'm thinking this is Tim Sheard, but it's unsigned. If you wrote it, want to own up?)