What if I change my name to Veronica Ironica. Will you still love me?

What's that? You say you don't even know me? What if I change my name to Scholastica Elastica. Will You know me then?

When, oh when will you know me? Not until I know myself, you say?

Gee, I have known myself all my life.

So...

I thought I might change my name to Sarcastic Prophalactic but someone told me it couldn't stick.

I am secretly glad.

So, anyways, maybe I'll just change my name to Rags, so I can go from Rags to Riches. How about that, you old Smarty Pants, how about that.

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