Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator
-- Rolf Nelson

"Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are." -- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

She smokes gas and pumps cigarettes and runs on empty for miles -- Digby , "M.I.A."

"My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees." -- Douglas Adams, The Little Computer that Could