Brainsalad
The frightening consequences of electroshock therapy

I'm a middle aged government attorney living in a rural section of the northeast U.S. I'm unmarried and come from a very large family. When not preoccupied with family and my job, I read enormous amounts, toy with evolutionary theory, and scratch various parts on my body.

This journal is filled with an enormous number of half-truths and outright lies, including this sentence.

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My narrative - a magic moment

Sunday - Mom's house just after dinner.

Me: B*e*l*c*h.

My daughter (after looking at me): B*U*r*P.

Me: What did yours taste like?

My daughter: Like the potatoes we had for dinner. What about yours?

Me (after thinking a few seconds): Sort of an acid reflux thing.

This magic moment brought to you by Brainsalad.
And by the number seven.


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