Hey, if you who watch FOX's Sunday night line-up, you know that I'm an avid watcher of such events. Tonight "King of the Hill" featured Bill eating lots ofchicken wings and beer to "make him feel something" since he was so depressed about being single.

For the record, I eat plates of chicken wings because I am so HAPPY!. The character of Bill and I are nothing alike. I over-indulge in certain activities because life is so fucking good.