Hello. I wanted to pass to you, my friends, the Gay Test on www.thespark.com

When you get to the page, scroll down to the list of tests you can take. Gay Test should be the first or second. For the ladies, I also recommend the Slut Test (question #5 is "Are you Canadian?" I wonder how that plays into the results.).

I scored a 36% on the Gay Test. Not a big surprise that I'm not very gay. Too grouchy and messy for that lifestyle.

I wonder if there was a Drunk Test. I'll go back and look.

The Goth Club was cool on Saturday night. There was a good croud and Quincy brought his litle brother - a total oddball from head to foot - he came with his face in camoflage - but he danced and talked to chicks while I did nothing but drink vodka tonix in celebration of my grades.

The coolest part of the night was watching "Pulp Ficiton" on Cinemax when I got home. That totally rocked, being all messed up and watching Mace Windu fuck up a bunch of people.

"Get my light saber out of the bag. It's the one that says, 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it."

Thanks to Bill G. for that joke.

YOUR SILENCE IS BUT A COLD COMFORT, ALMOST UNWELCOME, AT LEAST YOU'RE ALIVE