On the bright side, I finally made out with a woman that I've wanted to make out with for a billion years. It was pleasant. She is a friend of a friend, older than me, highly educated, has a very cute butt, and is a hard person to read - hence the long delay in ever getting to kiss her.

My other friend G. has met a woman through nerve.com and they seem to be damned happy, which makes me damned happy because G. hasn't had much luck with the ladies in a long, long time. I'm pulling for his success more than my own. The boy needs it.

I had a house-warming party Saturday and we played Uno, Operation, and Cranium. Booze was had by all as well as no small amount of fun.

ENTER THE DISCOURSE OF DESIRE