I went to the Sloganizer webthingie that Reverend Mommy has on her post for today. This is the first slogan it gave me. (No, I can't link it. Too stoopid.)

Also: "With A Name Like Cheesehead, It Has To Be Good" and for the kicker, the slightly R-rated: "Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Cheesehead".

I decided to stop there.