Courtesy of Songbird at Set Free:

1) The weather where you are--Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

2) Where you are typing this--In the still of the night

3) Where you might like to be sitting if you could be anywhere--I left my heart in San Francisco.

4) A chore you have to do this weekend--It's clean up time, everybody it's clean up time.

5) Something delightful you will do or would like to do this weekend--Um...Afternoon Delight? Subtle enough? No? Sorry.

EDIT: #1: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone...