He proceeds to pull and pry and peel away the piece which produces panging and impishly peurile sensations.

So. I have to get wisdom teeth pulled soon.

So. I thought I was done cutting teeth 12 years ago.

So. I have two appointments just to find out when I get the damn teeth pulled.

So. I don't even get all four pulled yet, no, I have to wait to get two of the other ones pulled in a year.

So. I'm mad. I wish I could just get the stupid teeth pulled now. I really don't want to have to cut teeth anymore. It's really annoying, and I have this mad urge to take a knife and help the cutting process...

But I have to get another set of x-rays done at the regular dentist before getting a consultation at the actual wisdom teeth puller guy's before I finally am able to get scheduled for the wisdom teeth puller guy to pull the wisdom teeth for which he is named the wisdom teeth puller guy.

I'm also on a mood streak where I feel rather discombobulated, random, disoriented, tired, wired, and generally as though I were on drugs; without the added benefits of highs.

Anyone have any advice on how to help a tooth come out faster? Because this sombitch is getting old fast.