From all your friends at BALCO. It's truly been a pleasure watching your head swell to the size of a honeydew over the last few years.

May you not be in a wheelchair by the big 5-0, your head too top-heavy to balance on two feet.

Please accept this complimentary dosage packet as a token of our appreciation!

Oh, and mad props to Adrian Beltre on his game-winning HR in the 9th last night against the Padres.
May I not be angrily cursing your name, and the entire Dodger organization, by the end of the season. In other words, a break from the status quo would be nice.

BTW...my girlfriend just walked in which reminds me: she's distantly related to hated Giant Juan Marichal. You know, the one guy in the history of major league baseball to intentionally clock the catcher (a Dodger, btw) with his bat during an at-bat, leaving the guy a crumpled bloody heap behind the plate? Is this grounds for dismissal? It's a maddening moral dilemma, at the very least.