...that need answering.

You know how free email sites are bombarded with internet dating service ads, and they occasionally lead with a profile example of some girl-next-door with the caption "female seeking male"?

Would it KILL them to put up just one "female seeking female"?

(And if you're worried about the bottom line, i.e. making tons of dough, wouldn't this be helpful? Wouldn't your page clicks be off the charts?)

I wonder how Doug Ellin, the guy behind 'Entourage,' feels about creating the new 'Arliss' for HBO. And does he really think people from LA apologize for being born here? Is that a New York thing? I'll have to ask my buddy Mike...

I wonder how Sacha Baron Cohen, aka 'Ali G' of the Ali G show, feels about being my new personal hero. BOOM-shaka!


How many modeling endorsements did A-rod lose after ESPN posted that photo of him getting skull-fucked by Varitek?

(on a related note)

Does the ACLU defend the universal rights of free speech for neo-nazis and NAMBLA, simply because they're following God's example - a God who continues to allow the Yankees to exist?

After viewing Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, is it too much to ask that I be a fly on the wall the next time McG pitches a movie, and see how this actually works?

Donnie Brasco was on this weekend, too (ey, fuggedaboudit). Couldn't Johnny Depp have warned the world about Anne Heche? His preemptive strike could have at least prevented the traumatization of a nice family in Fresno.

And maybe Bush could have used this as an example to justify Iraq.

Alright, that's all I got...back to work. (sigh)