Indeed I did have a relationship with this journal that was inappropriate in nature.

Last week, I came out swinging with this scathing indictment.

Well, it appears I was wrong. Since the time of my speech, the American public has answered my call, and it appears they do have more hobbies than just Strange Horizons.

First, there was this from that person with the whole Sleeping Beauty dungeon. Discussing Dodgers and Angels, no less!

Then I just saw this post on the Twins' inspiring victory over evil tonight. Notice though, the Herder of Mumbles felt he had to warn he was writing about baseball.

My friends, we have come along way, but as long as caveats such as these remain in our posts, there is still much work to be done.

My friends, the answer is "no": Indeed I cannot stop talking like this. The American people and I find ourselves burned out on 90-minute debates and election coverage. See, John Kerry and I understand that the middle class is over-burdened with rhetorical election coverage, and we offer them a ticket that will tell the American people the truth.

Editor's note: Clearly it's been a long day and Dickie needs to go to sleep. We'll just cut him off.