Dickie Cronkite
Someone who has more "theme park experience."


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Gah!

Exodus 15:37

And the Lord said unto Dickie:

The heavens shall bear the strange white fluffy substance all the days of your life, Lo, it shall chill and bury you, and cause great traffic delays, to punish you for your wickedness and worship of false deities. Thus spoketh the Lord.

Good god, I feel like Jake Gyllenhaal in The Day After Tomorrow. Except, you know, without the whole international sex symbol coveted by females everywhere who throw their underwear at me and demand I bear their love child-thing.


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