Dickie Cronkite

Well, I'm in no condition right now. A lot on the mind. Yes, even after $5 Sam Adam pitchers at the Fieldhouse.

So instead, in honor of Spring training, I think I'm gonna let Crash do the talking for me tonight:

"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

"Goodnight."

--Crash Davis

(Goodnight.)

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2005-03-12 2:30 AM Quick Crash Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (12) Share on Facebook	Well, I'm in no condition right now. A lot on the mind. Yes, even after $5 Sam Adam pitchers at the Fieldhouse. So instead, in honor of Spring training, I think I'm gonna let Crash do the talking for me tonight: "I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. "Goodnight." --Crash Davis (Goodnight.) Read/Post Comments (12) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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