From the files of So Perfect I Wish I Were Making This Up:

This morning I parked Betty in my neighbor's spot out front and started unpacking with the explicit purpose of fishing out my shampoo, so I could bathe, for the benefit of all those around me.

The one thing that fell out of Betty and rolled underneath the cab, right in the middle where I couldn't reach...was my bottle of shampoo.

So naturally I forgot about the shampoo. As well as bathing. I moved Betty out of the parking spot and went on my way.

Then, later, moments after joking about yesterday's 3,428 yellow ribbons in my last post:





Behold. Ribbon 3,429. And my shampoo.

This is one of those moments where I am reassured in the existence of a Higher Power. And it definitely has a beautiful sense of humor.