Ed! Ferris Bueller on line two!" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



What better time to post an entry than coming back from the bars on St. Paddy's Day?

Inspiration hit in the men's restroom at Hair of the Dog. This space gives the worst bathroom in Scotland a run for its money.

Anyways, this bar's the regular after-hours hangout for our copy editors - really good guys. I'm at the urinal, and you're not gonna believe this but people write things on the walls.

So somebody wrote: "Hey, how's the pussey in this place?" I could be wrong, but I believe it was someone of the male persuasion.

Someone wrote back, "Good!"

But then, off to the right, someone else wrote: "There's no 'e' in 'pussy,' asshole."

I'd like to reiterate that this is the regular after-hours hangout for our copy editors.

That's all I got for tonight.




Do you have a-kiss for daddy?