Dickie Cronkite

If ever there were a day to pick up the God's Country Times, it's today.

Not only is the sports page adorned with the greatest sports choke since the '04 Yankees - a downfall for the Voldemort of NCAA football - but also the lead front-page story features comment from Dickie, Sr.

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I say we keep things interesting: Let New Pope give weekly lectures live via Istanbul on Christian-Muslim relations while seriously hammered on transubstantiated wine. Seriously, New Pope is turning out about as well as New Coke.

Also, in light of yesterday's Glorious Revolution, try and ignore the article, also in today's Times, on UCLA's 100 black students in a freshman class of almost 5,000. Let's sweep that one under the rug...

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to gorge myself on tamales...millions of 'em. *BELCH!!*

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2006-12-03 12:11 PM The team that lived. Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (29) Share on Facebook	If ever there were a day to pick up the God's Country Times, it's today. Not only is the sports page adorned with the greatest sports choke since the '04 Yankees - a downfall for the Voldemort of NCAA football - but also the lead front-page story features comment from Dickie, Sr. ... I say we keep things interesting: Let New Pope give weekly lectures live via Istanbul on Christian-Muslim relations while seriously hammered on transubstantiated wine. Seriously, New Pope is turning out about as well as New Coke. Also, in light of yesterday's Glorious Revolution, try and ignore the article, also in today's Times, on UCLA's 100 black students in a freshman class of almost 5,000. Let's sweep that one under the rug... Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to gorge myself on tamales...millions of 'em. BELCH!! Read/Post Comments (29) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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