Hotel room on property at Disney World over the holidays - an obscene amount of money

Park tickets at Disney for the privilege of waiting in interminable lines even using their patented "FastPass" technology - an only slightly less obscene amount

Meals, trinkets, tips and such - approximately what I earned my first year of full-time employment

Getting up in the night to check on your two teenagers, recognizing the old "pillows under the blanket" routine, and scaring them silly by calling them on their cell phone - priceless