My recent experiences when trying to eat while wearnig clothing:

Sunday: Dusty blue top, additional ornamentation – fresh tomato and mushroom sauce

Monday: Blue, white and yellow striped top (new), decorative augmentation – fresh tomato and parmesan sauce

Tuesday: Tan suede shoes (new), Rorschach-like blot – Newman’s marinara sauce

Object lesson: Do not eat anything with tomatoes unless wearing complete body armor.

While half listening to NCIS tonight (Abby is my idol) I heard the following sentence fragment "...no messy ooze." What other kind of ooze is there? The variation that colors inside the lines? The obsessive-compulsive type that straightens all the knives in the drawer before it goes out? Ooze is always bad, no matter what substance is oozing. Bad things in the X-Files oozed, hazmat clean-up crews deal with toxic ooze, sleazy sales people ooze noxious insincere charm. This ooze-defying material, however, was merely denture cream, something that has not changed much in the last 50 years, if ever.