Harmonium

My slower-than-a-snail-on-Xanax job search continues to yield odd results, including listings for:

Project Geologist - I don’t think my GeoSci class at Penn State in the summer of 1977 will count as sufficient experience

Bridge Designer – my bridges would look something like this

National Bridge Inspection Program Leader – even scarier than designing bridges

Project Manager (MUST HAVE GASIFICATION EXPERIENCE TO BE CONSIDERED) – I wonder if they’ll accept Irritable Bowel Syndrome as appropriate experience

Executive Chef – as long as my kids don’t tell them about the burned soup debacle, I’m sure to get this one




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