Sections of a Swiss Cheese Psyche

Just ordered my son his first set of dice. (Yes, the same two-year old son I've been talking about all these previous entries - if I have any others, nobody's told me about them.) Finally, a set of dice I can give him and be sure he won't eat them, nail someone in the eye with them, lose them, or drop them so we have to move furniture around to retrieve them. Here, take a look: http://www.frpgames.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=16197

I've always enjoyed corrupting minors, but this is starting young even for me.

Okay, so now all I have to do is teach him to read, and he'll be all set. Well, that and get him toilet trained. And teach him a few million other things. Hmm, this may take a while... but what the heck, I've got time.

Sections of a Swiss Cheese Psyche Things That Go Bump in the Mind Born. Lived this long. Discovered I have this terminal disease called "aging", don't like it very much.
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Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Read/Post Comments (2) Share on Facebook		2005-06-01 9:28 AM Start 'em Young Just ordered my son his first set of dice. (Yes, the same two-year old son I've been talking about all these previous entries - if I have any others, nobody's told me about them.) Finally, a set of dice I can give him and be sure he won't eat them, nail someone in the eye with them, lose them, or drop them so we have to move furniture around to retrieve them. Here, take a look: http://www.frpgames.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=16197 I've always enjoyed corrupting minors, but this is starting young even for me. Okay, so now all I have to do is teach him to read, and he'll be all set. Well, that and get him toilet trained. And teach him a few million other things. Hmm, this may take a while... but what the heck, I've got time. Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top