HOLIDAY GREETINGS

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so
difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending
someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I want
to say to all of you: Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive gender neutral, celebration of
the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country
or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or
sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Merry & Happy You Know What