1. What would you do if your ex just showed up at your house right now?
Which one?

2. What describes your relationship status?
yup

3. Where are you?
at work

4. What's the last TV show you've seen?
Scrubs

(where's #5?)

6. What is your favorite animal?
a Liger

7. Who have you thought about most today?
me

8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
yup every April

9. Color of your underwear?
commando

10. Color of your shirt?
white with blue pinstripes

(Hey, 11 is missing!)

12. Who's on speed dial?
never use it

13. Honestly, what would you rather be doing right now?
laying naked in a bean bag chair eating doritos

14. What's your favorite season?
Tuesday

(I call shenanigans on #15.)

16. Are you a bad influence?
as much as I can be

(17 and 18 are totally AWOL and therefore SOL)

19. Would you do anything for someone else?
probably

20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
no people usually opt for other (more powerful) nicknames for me

(Okay, 21 through 24 are out in the parking lot, having a smoke)

25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these things out?
Nnope, the thought never crossed my mind

26. Does your best friend have a myspace?
what red blooded American doesn't?

27. Whose page did you visit last?
yours

28. Last time you went out to dinner?
Saturday night.Japaneeze

29. Who is your favorite character from friends?
Chandler

(30 is taking a pee break)

31. Do you have your senior yearbook?
Yes.

32. Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
oh, you know it.

33. Do you have one or more N*sync CD's?
I don't think so.

34. What did you do last night?
got home from work, made dinner, had wild jungle sex and went to sleep

35. Favorite TV shows?
Mail Call, anything on the history channel, discovery channel, military channel and scrubs

36. What's your name spelled backwards?
sdrawkcab delleps eman ruoy

37. Do you have a song by Kelly Clarkson in your itunes library?
I don't have i tunes

38. iPod or Zune?
neither

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
religiously

40. How do you feel about reality shows?
they are the farthest thing from reality

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
uuuummm I just read a book defining the similarities in thought processes of Aristotle and St. Thomas Aquinas... does that count?

(42 is checking her fingernails)

43. What's the last thing you bought?
smokes and a chap stick

(44 wonders where all her friends went)

45. Whats in your CD player right now?
an 8 track

46. What is your favorite movie?
Boondock Saints

47. Whats another favorite movie?
Gladiatior

48. Do you believe everyone has a soulmate?
no, I bnelieve some people on this planet are just fucked... while others are just worthless.

49. Can you sing?
only when I drink

50. Do you play any instruments?
accordian... nuff said

51. Have you ever been to another country?
Spain, Italy, Sicily, Greece, France, Ireland, England, Morocco, Malta, Turkey, Israel, Croatia, Bosnia, Kosovo, U.A.E, Iraq, Pakistan, Afganistan, Congo, Albania, and Canada

(52 and 53 are making out in the back of the Chevy van)

54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
see above

55. Do you know how to knit?
no

56. What do you want to eat right now?
her

(57 went back to its day job at Heinz)

58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
work

(59 is suffering from erectile dysfunction)

60. Baskin Robbins or Cold Stone?
Cold Stone

61. Math or English?
Math

62. Facebook or MySpace?
Myspace

63. G-rated or R-rated movies?
don't matter

64. Rather fly across the states or drive?
fly... but no airplane

65. Batman, Spider man, Superman, Hulk, or Silver Surfer?
the Tick

66. What's your favorite Disney movie?
Robin Hood

67. What Cell Phone Service do you have?
VZW

68. How many beers get you drunk?
I drink Whiskey

69. Mood?
well.. it is 6am I'm at work, have a cold, and need to meet with a lot of government officials today... do the math.