This has bugged me for awhile. I keep asking myself, how stinkin low can FOX go? Apparently, pretty damn low. As if it weren't enough that we had to sit through(ok, we didn't have to, and believe me I didn't)Who wants to marry a millionare? Then Temptation Island. Honey, if your significant other wasn't commited enough not to fall for the first hot bod that comes along, what did you really lose? Uhhh, maybe most of your dignity?

Then we're subjected to Joe Millionare, a lovely "reality" show about a guy who LIES to the women he wants to woo and supposedly settle down with. Well, I can't think of a better way to start a lasting relationship, can you?

And as if this ain't enough to lead a bunch of "I want my five minutes of fame and lots of money without breaking a sweat" American women on, because, after all, we in America are quite used to lies and deceitfullness(just look at our congressmen), but then FOX decided to take the show on the road. Next they travel to Europe to pull the wool over a gaggle of foreign broads. Shameless. No wonder the rest of the world hates us so much. Our television obviously reflects our foreign policy.

So next FOX lines up My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance(or whatever the hell it's called), where a girl LIES to her family. Does anyone see anything wrong with this? Isn't our family structure already in enough trouble? It's easy to see why close-knit immigrant communities are prospering, while our's whither on the vine.

Now we have two new candidates for worst taste in American programming ever. Who wants to marry a little person and Guess who's Gay. oye vey. Yet another way to segregate us even more.

I decided I'd just save FOX a little time(and the big bucks they pay to the losers who come up with these ideas). I'm proposing their next venture in bad taste. Remember folks, you heard it here first....

Who wants to be a Pimp Daddy? Yep, that's right. You too can live the American dream, be your own self-starter and self-made man(or woman...let's not descriminate here). You'll have to gather your girls from bus stops and homeless shelters, fend off the other pimps in your neighborhood, and constantly bail your bitches out of jail, but if you're lucky, you too can become a world class Pimp Daddy, with your own stable of HOs, willing to be beat down and peddle their asses just so you can buy that Lincoln Continental and look spiffy in your fly Pimp hat, complete with feather. What finer example of American capitalism can there be?(healthcare and retirement benefits not included)

There ya go FOX. It's yours for free.

Please, please no need to thank me.