If it weren't for bad luck I'd have absolutely no luck at all. And hey, I'm an optimist, so I don't know what the problem is.

First of all, my ss check was $163 short. I'm thinking BofA(sshole) is behind this. On $17 they charged me over $200 in overdraft fees. I bet I've paid them well over $1000 in the last year. What happened to if the money ain't in your account it ain't in your account? I have since switched banks to the lovely Royal Bank of Canada. Very nice bank and they get so much business because BofA are greedy assholes. Heh, the are actually not even a parking lot away from BofA.

Insult to injury, Scotty always tells me there is no need to lock my bike up at his house because no one's gonna steal it, he lives in a gated community. Uh, it was stolen last night. I am nine kinds of livid. Not sure why it's nine kinds or what nine kinds look like but I'm positive that I am nine kinds livid. One thing's for sure, I know what that bike looks like and let me catch the motherfucker riding it. This bitch will go nine kinds of ballistic.

I'm sounding a little bitter and angry lately aren't I? I'm a nice person, I give people the benefit of the doubt, I'm honest, I don't screw anyone over, I don't lie, and yet I am repeatedly bent over a chair and reamed. I've had it up to my eyeballs with people. Traci used to yell at me to get my bitch back. Girl, my bitch never left the building and you best be careful what you wish for (actually, she's already regretting those words)

Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now.