What a wonderful word. byooo-key. Sums it all up. I have every cold medication without pseudoephedrine known to man. I have the mandatory slimy kleenex in an attempt to keep a few layers of skin on my nose. I also now have spicy Thai soup; it upsets my stomach, but is a fine decongestant. I have the mental ability of a snake with sunstroke.

If anyone needs me, I'll be curled up with my ray of comfort (small plush manta ray).