Well, I'm really boring, but here goes anyway...

1. Petted a live bumblebee. (they're sooo soft!)

2. Helped a snake shed.

3. Made corn chowder.

4. Got a degree in English without reading Joyce or Melville.

5. Leg pressed 350 (I weighed 110) to beat a guy training for the military (in high school, of course).

6. Learned some of the forms for sinwali.

7. Been called in by a security as a "suspicious looking white male, possibly armed". Several times, in fact. I'm not sure what they thought those masses attached to my chest were.

8. Made sassafrass tea from roots dug up in the yard.

9. Been accused of witchcraft and other genrally satanic things because, in 7th grade, I wore a turtleneck with purple unicorns on it. All satanists wear turtlenecks, apparently.

10. Played in a taxidermist's shop as a child.

Do I get an award for "most boring person blogging" yet?