Troll 2
Directed by Claudio Fragasso

A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins, in disguise as humans, who plan to turn them into plants and eat them. The specter of their deceased grandfather tries to aid them in their struggle.

First of all, ignore Troll. Troll, the original movie, has absolutely nothing to do with this film. In fact, not only does this movie have its own independent storyline, but it also, oddly enough, has no trolls in it. It has goblins. So, why isn't this film called Goblins? Actually, it was supposed to be. But the studio didn't think it could fare as a stand along film, so they called it Troll 2 even though it has nothing to do with the original troll and there are no trolls in this film. Wondering what the heck is going on here? Well, your wondering will be just the tip of the iceberg.

There has been a documentary made about this movie and its cult following. It's called Best Worst Movie... because that's exactly what this is. This is the best worst movie that there is. Everything about it is bad - the dialogue, the plot, the acting, the writing, the directing, the special effects and costumes. But all of these bad things come together to make one of the funniest movies in all of history and one that you'll watch with your mouth agape.

When you see the kid in the yellow shirt, keep an eye on him. They lost his shirt partway through filming. So sometimes his shirt has a logo on the upper left side and sometimes it doesn't.

This film is of the level of a Troma movie, but it's actually better because when it was filmed, everyone thought they were making something brilliant. To this day, the director firmly believes that this is an underrated masterpiece that's a commentary on society. He thinks that the fans of this movie are the ones that see this - not that it's a cult movie because it's the perfect B movie.

If you're not into bad B movies, then this is not the movie for you. If you are, then you need to see this. Absolutely nothing compares to Troll 2.

Taking this as the best worst movie ever made, I give it five out of five snails. It's just so much fun to watch!

My rating: Five out of five snails. Movies don't get any worse than this, and that's what makes it fantastic. It truly is the perfect bad B movie.